[FRIEND NAME],
 
Hello and thank you for visiting the Two Men Becoming Friends web log. I’m Adam, and I’m Warren. Right now we’re taking turns writing every other letter through a complex intertwining of hands. It’s not awkward since we’re in complete natural harmony with each other as friends. Let’s just say that we have a pretty good idea what the other is spaghetti dinner.
 
Allow us to explain the title. Some have incorrectly assumed that the two of us have only recently entered the sacred union of friendship. That’s far from accurate. In fact, we have been friends since you were the merest of glints in your mother’s eye — maybe your father’s, too. It is our belief that no two friends have ever reached the end of the long Interstate highway of friendship. It is a work in progress, orange construction barrels and all, and we will always be “becoming friends,” to quote directly.
 
Please check back often for TMBF updates across various media platforms. You’ve enjoyed our videos, of course, but these will arrive erratically and without warning. They take an ungodly amount of time and a crew of seven to shoot, with editing often lasting through the night and into morning. There are moments after shooting where we only barely keep ourselves from pouring lighter fluid onto the DV tapes at the bottom of a waste paper basket and lighting them ablaze. Yet after these grueling editing sessions, the euphoria returns and we sleep at night without interruption.
 
Welcome to the show that brings friends together. Follow us often, approach us on the street (hello, Corrie!) and become our fan on Facebook since you can’t help but accept every single invitation.

 
We love you,
 Adam & Warren