How’s everybody doing?  Is everyone comfortable?  Good.  Adam and Warren strive to be the most accommodating hosts on the Internet, with the freshest wares and the smiliest smiles.

Truth told, we really do labor over these videos in hopes that the entire world, from central Illinois to east-central Illinois, gets a few kicks along the way.  We don’t want the hours spent in arduous struggle to be apparent by watching, though.  That would only be awkward for you, the viewer, as if knowing how much we put into this made you imagine the two of us sitting there staring at you while you watched, asking if you loved it.

What a terrible burden that would be.  Don’t worry, fans, we’ll save that unwanted pressure for the written introductions accompanying the videos.  As far as the episodes themselves, better to exude an air of aloofness and slapdashery.  This makes it more comfortable for you but also protects our fragile egos.

Rampant fears of rejection and self-doubt aside, putting these things together is a romp, even if it means sitting in front of a computer for five hours trying to decide which Jefferson Starship song to use as an outro, so don’t feel too bad about it.

Anyway, episode 4.  Technical gaffes, shoes, gift-giving, orgasms — this installment has it all.  As always, we hope you enjoy it blithely and with much mirth.  There is no pressure whatsoever for you to love it like your child, but just know, there kind of is.

Yours always,